Australia’s ‘conversational’ news program The Project checked out Confitex newly launched fashionable incontinence underwear and found it a bit of a laugh but delightfully serious business too. The amused but serious presenters said the men’s and women’s jocks made people feel confident and comfortable while also looking “sleek”.

But one of the male presenters, Waleed Aly, was worried some chaps out there could be “disappointed” once the jocks were dropped. He obviously had visions of the bodily fluids providing some useful swelling. Sadly, Confitex underwear shrinks a little in use. It works like an All Blacks’ shirt with the patented fabric wicking away the moisture along with some air too. Sorry mate, you’d be nice and dry, but no cod-piece effect, I’m afraid.

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